Fellow student: "Why do you have pointy ears? Are you an elf?"
Courtney: "I used to be."
Fellow Student: "Really?!"
Courtney: "Yeah, lived at the North Pole and everything, but I wasn't good at building toys, so Santa got real mad and kicked me out one day but not before cutting the tip off one of my ears first."
Fellow Student:
Also, on a separate note, my eardrum is healed.